Originally posted by big_teee
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Exhibit A:
"Swing your axe and shred in a rock rampage of deathly vengeance. The all new all old vintage new old thing for metalheads."
Exhibit B:
"Silky smooth tops and satin mids. Mix in with our exclusive patented curduroy bell bottom end and cotton fresh velvet drive. Wear our new amplifier at the nearest hipster fashion mall."
Exhibit C:
"Vanilla overdrive with creamy highs and just the right amount of sweet distortion. Buy this s@#t and eat it already."
EDIT: OMG the TAD marketing combines those techniques! Guts and biting and magic and THEN silky top ends??? This is a winner my friend I can tell by the pixels.
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