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  • #16
    Originally posted by g1 View Post
    Wow. That is a new one on me.
    But it gets me thinking, maybe there should be spam 'genres' for online spam.
    Spam Trollini (a pasta dish of course)
    E-asy spam
    Siri-ous spam
    Spam hash(tag)
    Spam, spam, bacon and spam. Spam, spam, spam and eggs. Spam, spam, spam and spam (Has it got any rat in it?..Oops, not web related. Just a temporary British spasm).
    Last edited by Chuck H; 01-05-2020, 05:03 AM.
    "Take two placebos, works twice as well." Enzo

    "Now get off my lawn with your silicooties and boom-chucka speakers and computers masquerading as amplifiers" Justin Thomas

    "Being born on third base and thinking that you must have hit a triple is pure delusion!" Steve A

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    • #17
      BEATMAKER!



      "If Wishes Were Horses, Beggars Would Ride!" Scottish Proverb 1600s
      Terry

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      • #18
        Originally posted by big_teee View Post
        BEATMAKER!
        Perfect instrument to accompany a couple of Siberian master beaters. Sounds like a busted bedspring "BOINK BOINK BOINK", perfect accompaniment for a drum machine.

        Rappa-pa-TAP Rappa-pa-TAP, BAM! WHAP... BAM WHAP!... BOINK BOINK BOINK... shproing sha-BOOM WHAP WHAP. Yeh, dig that funky beat. Makes me hungry for a nice big bowl of steaming spam borscht. That's how ya live it up at the Kazakh border disco. WHAP-a-DANG with the Beat Cowboys. Who wants seconds?
        Enjoy. Every. Sandwich.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Leo_Gnardo View Post
          Perfect instrument to accompany a couple of Siberian master beaters. Sounds like a busted bedspring "BOINK BOINK BOINK", perfect accompaniment for a drum machine.

          Rappa-pa-TAP Rappa-pa-TAP, BAM! WHAP... BAM WHAP!... BOINK BOINK BOINK... shproing sha-BOOM WHAP WHAP. Yeh, dig that funky beat. Makes me hungry for a nice big bowl of steaming spam borscht. That's how ya live it up at the Kazakh border disco. WHAP-a-DANG with the Beat Cowboys. Who wants seconds?
          Thanks for the coffee on my keyboard (spit take).

          Turns out you can wash down almost anything with a good potato liqueur.
          "Take two placebos, works twice as well." Enzo

          "Now get off my lawn with your silicooties and boom-chucka speakers and computers masquerading as amplifiers" Justin Thomas

          "Being born on third base and thinking that you must have hit a triple is pure delusion!" Steve A

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          • #20
            You guys are Killing me!
            I too am having trouble drinking my coffee!
            T


            "If Wishes Were Horses, Beggars Would Ride!" Scottish Proverb 1600s
            Terry

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            • #21
              Originally posted by big_teee View Post
              You guys are Killing me!
              I too am having trouble drinking my coffee!
              T
              Better switch to fermented camel milk, that's the standard beverage in all the trendy hipster Kazakh cafe's. Mmmm, das schmekt goot! Delicious, with sauerkraut. Load up on that combination & you'll be ready to boogie all winter long in sunny South Siberia. BMM-tish BMM-tish Bmm-tish BMM, rockin' the casbah! Hang out there long enough, you're sure to meet Borat & his posse'.
              Enjoy. Every. Sandwich.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Leo_Gnardo View Post
                Better switch to fermented camel milk, that's the standard beverage in all the trendy hipster Kazakh cafe's. Mmmm, das schmekt goot! Delicious, with sauerkraut. Load up on that combination & you'll be ready to boogie all winter long in sunny South Siberia. BMM-tish BMM-tish Bmm-tish BMM, rockin' the casbah! Hang out there long enough, you're sure to meet Borat & his posse'.
                Who knew you could have so much fun with a spam post? How about a right turn....Albuquerque here we come... very interesting recipes
                https://www.google.com/search?q=kaza...w=1366&bih=662

                nosaj
                Binkie McFartnuggets‏:If we really wanted to know the meaning of life we would have fed Stephen Hawking shrooms a long time ago.

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                • #23
                  Even has its own museum http://614ortyniner.blogspot.com/201...am-coffee.html
                  nosaj
                  Binkie McFartnuggets‏:If we really wanted to know the meaning of life we would have fed Stephen Hawking shrooms a long time ago.

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                  • #24
                    Surely they could have come up with something more inventive than 'vegan spam'? You've got yams there just waiting.
                    I suppose there's 'vegan headcheese' as well?
                    "Everything is better with a tube. I have a customer with an all-tube pacemaker. His heartbeat is steady, reassuring and dependable, not like a modern heartbeat. And if it goes wrong he can fix it himself. You can't do that with SMD." - Mick Bailey

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by g1 View Post
                      Surely they could have come up with something more inventive than 'vegan spam'? You've got yams there just waiting.
                      I suppose there's 'vegan headcheese' as well?
                      Made from the heads of vegans?

                      nosaj
                      Binkie McFartnuggets‏:If we really wanted to know the meaning of life we would have fed Stephen Hawking shrooms a long time ago.

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                      • #26
                        Camel milk? Is that kumis?


                        NAh, looked it up, that is made from horse milk.
                        Education is what you're left with after you have forgotten what you have learned.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Enzo View Post
                          Camel milk? Is that kumis?


                          NAh, looked it up, that is made from horse milk.
                          I almost put up an attachment and a link, but figured it was in bad taste.
                          "Take two placebos, works twice as well." Enzo

                          "Now get off my lawn with your silicooties and boom-chucka speakers and computers masquerading as amplifiers" Justin Thomas

                          "Being born on third base and thinking that you must have hit a triple is pure delusion!" Steve A

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Enzo View Post
                            Camel milk? Is that kumis?


                            NAh, looked it up, that is made from horse milk.
                            But for whatever reason, to make cheese from it they do have to use camel rather than bovine rennet. (horses don't have rennet due to not being ruminants)

                            Chuck, I'm hoping you were punning on 'tastes bad', otherwise I don't think I want to know.
                            "Everything is better with a tube. I have a customer with an all-tube pacemaker. His heartbeat is steady, reassuring and dependable, not like a modern heartbeat. And if it goes wrong he can fix it himself. You can't do that with SMD." - Mick Bailey

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by g1 View Post
                              But for whatever reason, to make cheese from it they do have to use camel rather than bovine rennet. (horses don't have rennet due to not being ruminants)

                              Chuck, I'm hoping you were punning on 'tastes bad', otherwise I don't think I want to know.
                              Right on both accounts. And I'm impressed that you know something about the history of cheese and the associated mammalian biology! But then, you are Canadian
                              "Take two placebos, works twice as well." Enzo

                              "Now get off my lawn with your silicooties and boom-chucka speakers and computers masquerading as amplifiers" Justin Thomas

                              "Being born on third base and thinking that you must have hit a triple is pure delusion!" Steve A

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by g1 View Post
                                But for whatever reason, to make cheese from it they do have to use camel rather than bovine rennet.
                                I'm impressed g1, your knowledge of large farm animal digestive systems is amazing. Now we'll know how to go about getting those exotic central Asian cheezy beats. Accompanied by some Tuvan throat overtone singing, I'm sure our spam buddies will be able to whack up some irresistable worldwide music hits. The way the biz is going these days, a hundred million downloads should net them about a dollar three eighty nine. Or seven rubles & a kopec, give or take. Enough for a pack of Camels, with change left over. Doesn't that just get your goat? Speaking of which, anyone up for a quick game of buzkashi? Another central Asian pastime, which is in dire need of a sound track, maybe a halftime marching band show. I think our master beaters ought to be up to the task.
                                Enjoy. Every. Sandwich.

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