Overpriced Amp power cord?

[big_teee]

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[d. spree]

If it's just plain Angora sheep's Wool, no deal.
If it was Virgin Angora Sheep's Wool, I might go for that!
B_T

But it is, it is!!! Yearling wool, quality very good. And for you only $998.88 (plus 44 cents)!

[chrisnation]

This hash/virgins stuff is amusing but the following is REAL. The most expensive coffee you can buy is from Java. This particular coffee is from the beans that have passed through the digestion of the civets [a species of cat] that live thereabouts. There is something on the coffee bean which the civets like to eat. The coffee bean is not digested and some suckers have to trudge round sorting thru' civet crap to find these beans. These are made into this megabucks coffee. The coffee cork-sniffers maintain that an edge of acidity or something has been modified by the civets' digestive doo-dahs.

Check this out, ye of little faith, on 3w.finestcoffee.co.uk

You have to laugh, no?

I understand that Jimi just used to call the guitar shop in London/NYC and tell them to put a Strat, any Strat, first off the shelf, in a cab.

[Muskratt]

This hash/virgins stuff is amusing but the following is REAL. The most expensive coffee you can buy is from Java. This particular coffee is from the beans that have passed through the digestion of the civets [a species of cat] that live thereabouts. There is something on the coffee bean which the civets like to eat. The coffee bean is not digested and some suckers have to trudge round sorting thru' civet crap to find these beans. These are made into this megabucks coffee. The coffee cork-sniffers maintain that an edge of acidity or something has been modified by the civets' digestive doo-dahs.

Check this out, ye of little faith, on 3w.finestcoffee.co.uk

You have to laugh, no?

I understand that Jimi just used to call the guitar shop in London/NYC and tell them to put a Strat, any Strat, first off the shelf, in a cab.

I guess you saw that too on the TV. They had that on long ago.. But yes it is true..

[Gingertube]

Yeh! But as one of our celebrated Oz Movie Heros (M. Dundee) said " It tastes like S..t".
Cheers,
Ian

[R.G.]

Hmm. I wonder if any coffee-cork sniffer has taken note of the fact that civet-sh&t coffee beans released some of their flavor to the surrounding scat and brewed just the - er, 'extracted' material without the beans?

Boy, talk about refined!! That ought to be more costly. And if I were a civet-coffee-bean 'extractor', I'd hire a good PR firm to convince someone that the 99% of the raw materials that are thrown away are even BETTER than the stuff I was picking out. There'd be someone who'd go for it.

[soundguruman]

There are many manufacturers playing on the ignorance of customers. One such scam is the "monster wire" deception.
Pure BS. There IS no improvement, compared to cable from radio shack or a hardware store.

True Story: In a triple blind test, professional listeners were challenged to find which speaker cable sounded better.
The professionals listened to multiple types of speaker wires, and judged.
The winner: COAT HANGER WIRE. The professionals, overwhelmingly choose "coat hanger wire" as sounding better than expensive Monster Cable.
They did not know that the speakers had been connected with coat hangers. BUT they voted that it sounded better than "pure crystal copper" wire costing $$$!

And so you are starting to see just how foolish this "monster wire" craze has become. And just how gullible people are.