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[Sweetfinger]

That's the kind of thing you used to see at guitar shows propped up with a sign that read "Ugliest guitar at show, GUARANTEED!"

It's like a mildly retarded teenager and a doting blind grandfather made a guitar out of some parts found in an alley with only a cheap camera-phone picture to guide them. I'd play it.

[David Schwab]

There used to be a little music store in NYC that always had these really wacky looking Russian guitars. They weren't fugly, but very unusual. I wanted to get one of them just because they were so different looking.