PRS on PAF

[RedHouse]

Maybe we should save the milk and cookies for salvarsan?

[salvarsan]

Maybe we should save the milk and cookies for salvarsan?

You don't _want_ me to de-lurk and come out. Quite the opposite.
No milk.
Need egg nog.
Don't forget the rum.
...then I'll go away.


Now, seriously, if you think one of your pickups, though functional, is unsatisfactory,
what do you do with it? There are noble possibilities for your seconds and rejects.

Take, for instance, Krappy Guitars made by Kevin Seibold.
He builds guitars from random rubble and his pickup sources are

Pickups: some buncha crap we snagged from some guy.

I'm serious. This guy can be your test bed for rejects.

Still funny, though.

[RedHouse]

You don't _want_ me to de-lurk and come out. Quite the opposite.
No milk.
Need egg nog.
Don't forget the rum.
...then I'll go away..

How about a wee whiskey and beer chaser? (a haff and a haff)

[salvarsan]

ARSE ON PAF

How about a wee whiskey and beer chaser? (a haff and a haff)

This thread is now firmly hijacked.

I have always wanted a novelty guitar that, for snarky reasons, could be named American Standard without fear of retribution from a batch of conflagrating sphinctres that Fender dignifies with the term legal department.

The answer to my quest is a guitar fitted with an American Standard toilet seat for the body, Sperzel (another toilet seat manuf.) tuners on the peg head, and a TP roll holder hanging from the lower corner.

Yes, everyone would look at that curious guitar-like thing and marvel, "It certainly looks like crap."

They might even hear me play it and make similar, but more profane observations.

The astute among you may detect a mild disdain for self-congratulatory branding of products such as the Fender American Standard.

You are wrong.

It is not mild.

-hizself
--
PS, The proper punctuation for diatribes of this sort is: the colon.

[RedHouse]

This thread is now firmly hijacked.

I have always wanted a novelty guitar that, for snarky reasons, could be named American Standard without fear of retribution from a batch of conflagrating sphinctres that Fender dignifies with the term legal department.

The answer to my quest is a guitar fitted with an American Standard toilet seat for the body, Sperzel (another toilet seat manuf.) tuners on the peg head, and a TP roll holder hanging from the lower corner.

Yes, everyone would look at that curious guitar-like thing and marvel, "It certainly looks like crap."

They might even hear me play it and make similar, but more profane observations.

The astute among you may detect a mild disdain for self-congratulatory branding of products such as the Fender American Standard.

You are wrong.

It is not mild.

-hizself
--
PS, The proper punctuation for diatribes of this sort is: the colon.

The man is on his game today!

[ken]

I suggest taking some deep breaths, closing your eyes, and repeating to yourself...

ohm, ohm, ohm...

Happy Thanksgiving anyways (now 'cos I'm traveling)

ken

[RedHouse]

I suggest taking some deep breaths, closing your eyes, and repeating to yourself...

ohm, ohm, ohm...

Happy Thanksgiving anyways (now 'cos I'm traveling)

ken

If that doesn't work, close your eyes, and click your heels together three times while saying:

"There's no place like Ohm"

[salvarsan]

That's "hijack", not "hello, jackson."

"There's no place like Ohm"

Laugh-a while-a you can-a, monkey boy!

'ome is where-a you 'ang-a your 'at.

-Emilio Lizardo/Lord John Whorfin

[David Schwab]

Laugh-a while-a you can-a, monkey boy!

Is Steve Ballmer here?

[ken]

I dig the video David

ROFL

ken

[StarryNight]

This thread is now firmly hijacked.

ah, I love chaos

[RedHouse]

ah, I love chaos

I like the shoe-phone, but the cone-of-silence blows... oh sorry, that's a different CHAOS.

[David Schwab]

I like the shoe-phone, but the cone-of-silence blows... oh sorry, that's a different CHAOS.

No, that was CONTROL. KAOS were the bad guys.

[RedHouse]

No, that was CONTROL. KAOS were the bad guys.

Yeah I know, but I couldn't think of anything they used so I went for the shoe-phone thing.

[ken]

My favorite was the cone of silence Max and 99 bought at the Control rummage sale to hang over their bed 'because Max talks in his sleep'

Lifetime Get Smart fan

ken