My New 2012 Destruction Pickup

[PatrickMahoney]

I've created a new pickup design for 2012!

Here are the specs:
1) An unheard of 33.3K Ohm DC resistance!
2) An incredible Resonant Peak of: 33.3khz
3) Massive bobbins wrapped with AWG 33 wire
4) At 12:12am, will self destruct your amp, your guitar, even you!

Great for that last 2012 stadium gig, guaranteed to vaporize
everything within a 666 feet radius!

Impress your friends and fans like never before, vaporize
everything right before their eyes.. even their eyes!

Pickup comes complete with Freemason square and compass
sticker, and patch for your gig jacket or shirt.

Order today, and receive a FREE 33' x 33' Illuminati pyramid
with Eye of Horus capstone wall tapestry for your last gig!

Become a GOD right before everyone's eyes, and become the
legend you've always wanted to be.

Buy It Now! ONLY: $66.60
Only 666 available, order today!

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Sorry, but with all of the doom and gloom everywhere lately,
I just had to have some fun with it. Please have a laugh and
please don't take this seriously, it just in fun.

Patrick

[big_teee]

I've created a new pickup design for 2012!

Here are the specs:
1) An unheard of 33.3K Ohm DC resistance!
2) An incredible Resonant Peak of: 33.3khz
3) Massive bobbins wrapped with AWG 33 wire
4) At 12:12am, will self destruct your amp, your guitar, even you!

Great for that last 2012 stadium gig, guaranteed to vaporize
everything within a 666 feet radius!

Impress your friends and fans like never before, vaporize
everything right before their eyes.. even their eyes!

Pickup comes complete with Freemason square and compass
sticker, and patch for your gig jacket or shirt.

Order today, and receive a FREE 33' x 33' Illuminati pyramid
with Eye of Horus capstone wall tapestry for your last gig!

Become a GOD right before everyone's eyes, and become the
legend you've always wanted to be.

Buy It Now! ONLY: $66.60
Only 666 available, order today!

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Sorry, but with all of the doom and gloom everywhere lately,
I just had to have some fun with it. Please have a laugh and
please don't take this seriously, it just in fun.

Patrick

Please sign me up for Sixty-Six of them!
Just Kiddin!
Sounds like that's the pickup to go with te John Cougar Mellencamp Line!
Forget all that Macho $h!t and Learn how to play Guitar!
Rock On!
Terry

[salvarsan]

I've created a new pickup design for 2012!

Here are the specs:
1) An unheard of 33.3K Ohm DC resistance!
2) An incredible Resonant Peak of: 33.3khz
3) Massive bobbins wrapped with AWG 33 wire

Yeah, baby!

That's only 162,000 feet of wire = 25 lbs. of copper,
which become a trivial ~50,000 winds on a Jazz Bass Neck bobbin
for a very approximate coil width/diameter of ~16 inches.

I'm guessing this is a machine wind.

...will self destruct your amp, your guitar, even you!

I'm betting it would trash my lower back if the guitar strap didn't go first.


This is the coldest April 1st I've ever been through.

[copperheadroads]

I built a humbucker so bright , that you couldn't even hear it with the human ear but it drove the dogs bonkers .
i got arrested at one of the posh dog shows for tampering & banned from the Westminster kennel club for life

[copperheadroads]

I've created a new pickup design for 2012!

Here are the specs:
1) An unheard of 33.3K Ohm DC resistance!
2) An incredible Resonant Peak of: 33.3khz
3) Massive bobbins wrapped with AWG 33 wire
4) At 12:12am, will self destruct your amp, your guitar, even you!

Great for that last 2012 stadium gig, guaranteed to vaporize
everything within a 666 feet radius!

Impress your friends and fans like never before, vaporize
everything right before their eyes.. even their eyes!

Pickup comes complete with Freemason square and compass
sticker, and patch for your gig jacket or shirt.

Order today, and receive a FREE 33' x 33' Illuminati pyramid
with Eye of Horus capstone wall tapestry for your last gig!

Become a GOD right before everyone's eyes, and become the
legend you've always wanted to be.

Buy It Now! ONLY: $66.60
Only 666 available, order today!

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Sorry, but with all of the doom and gloom everywhere lately,
I just had to have some fun with it. Please have a laugh and
please don't take this seriously, it just in fun.

Patrick

Make me one of those with a matching dummy coil

[PatrickMahoney]

Please sign me up for Sixty-Six of them!
Just Kiddin!
Sounds like that's the pickup to go with te John Cougar Mellencamp Line!
Forget all that Macho $h!t and Learn how to play Guitar!
Rock On!
Terry

OK! I've got you on the list, you'll receive your order in just 33 days! ha ha

I built a humbucker so bright , that you couldn't even hear it with the human ear but it drove the dogs bonkers .
i got arrested at one of the posh dog shows for tampering & banned from the Westminster kennel club for life

HA HA! Now that's funny!

Yeah, baby!

That's only 162,000 feet of wire = 25 lbs. of copper,
which become a trivial ~50,000 winds on a Jazz Bass Neck bobbin
for a very approximate coil width/diameter of ~16 inches.

I'm guessing this is a machine wind.

I'm betting it would trash my lower back if the guitar strap didn't go first.

This is the coldest April 1st I've ever been through.

Actually, we have special minions who hand wind these babies!

Now that you mention it, I think we may be able to create a
special back brace and strap set to go along with these pickups.
The extra cash we make will help cover fuel costs on our trip to
Mars to escape the coming disaster. I'll save you a seat on Mars
Expedition Ship 11.

Make me one of those with a matching dummy coil

No problem, we're on it! I will also include a free 33" tall
minion with your order to help you install this monster when
you receive it!

ha ha

[flyneye]

That's the model with the Uranium polepieces, right?