So I've got this thing on my bench. Major company wandered off into the world of SMPS for tube amps recently. It di'nt work. Nightmare failure rates no parts, etc, they actually resorted to writing refund checks to the owners for warranty repairs. Me, I hadn't dealt with this but was semi aware of issues.
Customer brings in the 100W head. "Just bought this on eBay*" Lights up no sound. Dig in, no B+. Unit has been opened before. Sharpy marks on wiring to the supply.
Call Mfr. There's a tech bulletin on that. They email the bulletin and two pages of schematic that don't include the supply. Bulletin sez if no B+ supply replace Q1-4. Does not say what those are. Push the "reply" button on my email. A couple days later they send a form to E-Sign swearing that this info won't be given away or used by an incompetent. So I call and get ahold of someone competent and reasonably knowledgeable who emails everything they've got on it. Yep PSU map. Order the two SMT transistors that weren't on the shelf.
This customer is calling daily. He is in auto body repair, nudge nudge wink wink. Seems to believe that the more and louder he talks the sooner the manufacturer responds and the faster the UPS truck drives.
Customer brings in full JJ tube set. Says the customer service guy at Major Mfr told him the R*** branded tubes cause problems like this. Whatever. He's still calling daily. Parts arrive and are installed. No joy, HT section of supply still not firing. Call customer with update at end of day (hey, I told him I would call as soon as I had something useful to tell him). Start digging into the outer rings of SMPSU hell. We're at the two week mark here.
Customer calls next morning talks to our counter man. Says he called Major Mfr and they think we are definitely jacking him around and that parts are certainly available. We call Major Mfr, no record of this guy calling but hey, who knows. "Is the supply available?"
"Of course, I'll transfer you to Parts."
No supply in parts. Of course there isn't, they have never had these.
Call customer, leave voice mail. Either we bail on this or he accept that it is an R&D project that WILL be back burnered. Stay late to get some stuff done, the guy is war-dialing the phone after hours. Get someone else to take his next call and explain that yes, he'll look at whether it is a viable repair and will be able to tell him by next Tuesday.
So the question is: who wants to bet whether he calls tomorrow or not?
Ron
Now surpasses "I loaned this out and this is how it came back" as Number One counter phrase.
Customer brings in the 100W head. "Just bought this on eBay*" Lights up no sound. Dig in, no B+. Unit has been opened before. Sharpy marks on wiring to the supply.
Call Mfr. There's a tech bulletin on that. They email the bulletin and two pages of schematic that don't include the supply. Bulletin sez if no B+ supply replace Q1-4. Does not say what those are. Push the "reply" button on my email. A couple days later they send a form to E-Sign swearing that this info won't be given away or used by an incompetent. So I call and get ahold of someone competent and reasonably knowledgeable who emails everything they've got on it. Yep PSU map. Order the two SMT transistors that weren't on the shelf.
This customer is calling daily. He is in auto body repair, nudge nudge wink wink. Seems to believe that the more and louder he talks the sooner the manufacturer responds and the faster the UPS truck drives.
Customer brings in full JJ tube set. Says the customer service guy at Major Mfr told him the R*** branded tubes cause problems like this. Whatever. He's still calling daily. Parts arrive and are installed. No joy, HT section of supply still not firing. Call customer with update at end of day (hey, I told him I would call as soon as I had something useful to tell him). Start digging into the outer rings of SMPSU hell. We're at the two week mark here.
Customer calls next morning talks to our counter man. Says he called Major Mfr and they think we are definitely jacking him around and that parts are certainly available. We call Major Mfr, no record of this guy calling but hey, who knows. "Is the supply available?"
"Of course, I'll transfer you to Parts."
No supply in parts. Of course there isn't, they have never had these.
Call customer, leave voice mail. Either we bail on this or he accept that it is an R&D project that WILL be back burnered. Stay late to get some stuff done, the guy is war-dialing the phone after hours. Get someone else to take his next call and explain that yes, he'll look at whether it is a viable repair and will be able to tell him by next Tuesday.
So the question is: who wants to bet whether he calls tomorrow or not?
Ron
Now surpasses "I loaned this out and this is how it came back" as Number One counter phrase.
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