I had to have an MRI scan today, never done that.
MRI machines are a huge torus they stick you in, and it has MIGHTY magnetic fields and somehow reads your body's reaction to view your innards. I must say I am glad it was just my leg, because if I had to go all the way into it, I;d still be screaming and running off into the night. Talk about claustrophobia.
I got to keep my trousers, after I emptied the pockets, apparently it can see through denim. I asked them if it were true that an MRI machine can suck up a lawnmower if it gets too close. Oh yes. For some reason, they didn't make me remove my belt. They said it might tug on the buckle, but don;t worry, it won;t hurt anything.
After three hours in it, I was more than ready to be out of it. They gave me ear plugs but it is really loud anyway. And it has mightly magnetic fields, and darned if it didn't tug on my belt buckle. In fact as they slid me out of the gadget, my belt was trying to stay on the machine - very strange in my mind.
As I lay there for three hours, unable to move, no way I could listen to music, I got to thinking about the systems inside the MRI. I imagine some very large currents must be flowing. I wondered just what sorts of components are controlling those currents. Giant triacs? SCRs? MOSFETs? 6L6s? I haven't looked anything up yet. But most of the time in the machine right above my face was a huge General Electric logo. MAybe I'll write to them for info.
And now 12 hours later, my back is sore from the machine tugging hard upwards on my belt buckle, that pulled the belt up into my back the whole time. I'd complain about it to the wife, but she'd just say something like "Oh, so you can now hurt yourself just lying there?"
MRI machines are a huge torus they stick you in, and it has MIGHTY magnetic fields and somehow reads your body's reaction to view your innards. I must say I am glad it was just my leg, because if I had to go all the way into it, I;d still be screaming and running off into the night. Talk about claustrophobia.
I got to keep my trousers, after I emptied the pockets, apparently it can see through denim. I asked them if it were true that an MRI machine can suck up a lawnmower if it gets too close. Oh yes. For some reason, they didn't make me remove my belt. They said it might tug on the buckle, but don;t worry, it won;t hurt anything.
After three hours in it, I was more than ready to be out of it. They gave me ear plugs but it is really loud anyway. And it has mightly magnetic fields, and darned if it didn't tug on my belt buckle. In fact as they slid me out of the gadget, my belt was trying to stay on the machine - very strange in my mind.
As I lay there for three hours, unable to move, no way I could listen to music, I got to thinking about the systems inside the MRI. I imagine some very large currents must be flowing. I wondered just what sorts of components are controlling those currents. Giant triacs? SCRs? MOSFETs? 6L6s? I haven't looked anything up yet. But most of the time in the machine right above my face was a huge General Electric logo. MAybe I'll write to them for info.
And now 12 hours later, my back is sore from the machine tugging hard upwards on my belt buckle, that pulled the belt up into my back the whole time. I'd complain about it to the wife, but she'd just say something like "Oh, so you can now hurt yourself just lying there?"
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