build a condenserr microphone

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You could pretend...


Decades ago, I played my acoustic guitar. I got a couple knobs - not controls, just knobs - and put them on suction cups. I then stuck the knobs on the face of my acoustic with the suction cups. Made it look electric anyway. Now and then while playing, I'd reach down and "adjust" a knob. it really confused some people. Other people got the joke.

But then it doesn't take a lot to amuse me.

Naa, my EQ is so cool I just have to flash it.

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Conclusion

It took quite a bit of tinkering to get the microphone to... stabilise. I had to mod the circuit with a linkwitz mod. The placement was a hassle to. The mic ended up in a 90deg angle compared to the strings leaning against the guitar body. (I think this was the way enzo suggested.)