Sam Lee Guy

[Spence]

I've got a real pretty little ewe tied up in the garden. The locals thinks I'm running a leisure centre.

[kevinT]

you all are sick I tell ya.

[David Schwab]

A clue - Sam leans towards the Queen's English. We seldom say "straight away" on the other side of the pond.

I noticed that too!

Investigator with Pipe Guy could figure it out

Ha!

[David Schwab]

Sam learn best possible English...

Shouldn't that be "Engrish"?

from listening to Captain and Tennille records.

Are they Brits all of a sudden?

[Spence]

Sam's Thanksgiving Hat

As recommended by Sam :



I want one..........!

[GlennW]

A sheep AND a rooster hat?

Party time!

[JGundry]

Warning. Joke below requires your best Kiwi accent to get the full effect.

A Kiwi farmer walks in on a Australian farmer while the Aussie is having his way with a ewe. The Kiwi farmers taken aback says, "How rude, I thought we were friends! In New Zealand we shear our sheep!

[black_labb]

Warning. Joke below requires your best Kiwi accent to get the full effect.

A Kiwi farmer walks in on a Australian farmer while the Aussie is having his way with a ewe. The Kiwi farmers taken aback says, "How rude, I thought we were friends! In New Zealand we sheer our sheep!

a similar one

am australian is visiting a kiwi friend's farm and noticed a sheep in the corner pen with a huge amount of wool, but all the others are bare. he asks his friend"are you going to shear that sheep" his friend replies "i wouldn't shear her with anyone"

[madialex]

This has to be one of my favorite threads.... This is the first one I check every morning to get a chuckle from.

[Sam Lee Guy]

Now Sam finally understand why when they make female sheep clone, they name her Joy!

[Dave Kerr]

An Australian is visiting a Kiwi friend's farm and noticed a sheep with her head stuck between the rails of a fence. The Kiwi leaps from the cab of his truck, drops his trousers, and starts to have his way with the ewe. A few minutes pass before the Aussie calls out to his friend "How about sharing the wealth a bit, mate?"

The Kiwi says "Sure, come on down", so the Aussie unbuckles his pants, jumps down from the truck, frees the ewe from the fence and sticks his noggin betwixt the posts.

[DrStrangelove]

Sheep Shaggers Forum

Q: How does a Welsh bloke find a sheep in long grass?
A: Very attractive.

Mary had a little Sheep,
She took it to bed to warm her feet,
then she saw it was a ram,
Mary had a little Lamb.

An eskimo was on holiday in Wales when is car broke down.
A local man stopped to help, and looked at the engine.
"You’ve blown a seal" he said.
"So what" said the eskimo, "At least I don’t shag sheep like you..."

Q: What do you call a Welshman with a sheep under each arm?
A: A pimp!

Enough with the sheepf*cker jokes, awreddy!
...unless you can show some on-topic content.

Now I wonder...who will be first to link pickup winding and bestiality?

Q: What did the welsh pickup winder say after he gave up shagging sheep?
A: There'll never be another ewe.

-drh

[Spence]

My driving instructor asked me if I could make a U turn. I said 'give me a pair of wellies and I'll make her bleedin' eyes water ! '

Mary had a little bike,
She rode it on the grass,
And every time the wheels went round,
The spokes stuck up her ass.

Mary had a little pig,
She couldn't stop it grunting,
So she took it up the garden path,
And kicked it's little c*@t in .

[jonson]

Hi Spence. Thanks for the brochure with the price list for the weekend breaks at your place and the hourly rates with Baaabara and Ewenice. Didn't understand why you included Baaasil but then your not to know in these days of liberalization that I'm not an uphill gardener. Gonna check the finances and time off allowance and will get back to ewe.

[Stan H]

Why do the Scotts wear kilts?
The sound of a zipper spooks the sheep...