Sam Lee Guy

[DrStrangelove]

A pun's beauty is in the "Oy!" of the beholder

Hi Spence. Thanks for the brochure with the price list for the weekend breaks at your place and the hourly rates with Baaabara and Ewenice. Didn't understand why you included Baaasil but then your not to know in these days of liberalization that I'm not an uphill gardener. Gonna check the finances and time off allowance and will get back to ewe.

Sounds like business at Spence's isn't baa-aa-ad at all.

-drh

[Spence]

Jonson, there's a problem with your Baaarclay Card. But don't worry, discretion is assured.

Pint of Old Sheep Dip anyone?

[markeymark]

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

[markeymark]

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

[jonson]

Now then! this has to stop as it is going from bad to worse. Allright a few jokes about sheep but you have to remember these are sensitive creatures and bad taste jokes could spoil the meat for future use. Crude, Rude, spoils the food. so spare a thought for them as I know Spence does all the time.
Sorry Spence about the BAArclay card I didn't mean to pull the wool over your eyes and that card isn't worth TUP-pence. Iv'e resent with my MINT card number so all should be well.
PS. If I bring a mate have you got one that does a spit roast.

[madialex]

PS. If I bring a mate have you got one that does a spit roast.

I just recently found out what that meant. I heard a story about that just the other day, I had to laugh... It's a British term, no?

[GlennW]

Stevie Nicks' singing sounds like a sheep.

[jonson]

I just recently found out what that meant. I heard a story about that just the other day, I had to laugh... It's a British term, no?

Not sure if it started here but we do consider it a brit term but then we are a sad Piss taking bunch.(Spence being a good example maybe) He knows what it means and it doesn't take a lot of working out.

[Spence]

Just got a couple in for gentlemen with the more unusual taste Jonson but you didn't specify male or female for your spit roast.
Sorry though, no sticky biscuit shenanigans OK !

[jonson]

Just got a couple in for gentlemen with the more unusual taste Jonson but you didn't specify male or female for your spit roast.
Sorry though, no sticky biscuit shenanigans OK !

I'll check that one out as i'm not sure if he bats for both sides(you know "fudgepacker")
As for the buscuit well that gives a new meaning to the term "cattlecake" wouldn't you say.

[jonson]

Well looks like this sheep thing has been mentioned in dispatches in another thread but at least all know we are only having a bit of fun at Spence's exspence. The pic shows what he really has in mind for his new band to make him a household name.
Why have you gone quiet again Sam, I know it's the year of the pig but I'm sure Spence can find some of them as well.

[Spence]

Yeah baby, yeah!

There's some proper beauts out there Sam Lee Guy.
Check out this cutie with a Hollywood smile ;

[Sam Lee Guy]

Wow! What a Babe!

[Spence]

Sam Lee Guy signs for Chinese Formula 1 team

Sam's been keeping a low profile recently but I found out that he's just signed for China's first Formula 1 team for 2009.
Here he is testing the new car :



Sponsored by Red Bull and the Shanghai Rooster Booster Hat company.

[Spence]

Now, when I was a milkman.....

One of my better performances :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1DiG16z3LY