Loosing my mind..

[Possum]

beer rules....

one beer does make you play better, because you loosen up a little and quit reciting the pentatonic-mixolydian-traumatosis-vanhalen scale when trying to solo over two bars at the blues jam.

two beers makes you think your playing maybe doesn't suck after all, so you turn your amp up four notches and order another beer.

three beers makes you think why the fuck did that guy not give me a five minute solo I rightfully deserve because I paid good damn money for this Jeff Beck signature strat made in Ho Chi Min city. I'm gonna have a talk with him after the set.

four beers makes you have that talk with the guy who didn't give you that long solo during the, he apologizes and buys you a beer. you become lifelong friends...

five beers makes that ugly woman you wish would leave the bar look really cute. You go talk to her and really, her breath isn't THAT bad and so what if she's high on meth, no one's perfect. I'm gonna have another beer.....

six beers you go up and grab the mic at the jam and start singing Last Train to Clarkesville in the middle of slow blues in G. The meth girl left with another guy, what a bitch.

seven beers, well you think you might have had seven but you woke up at 4 am on the sidewalk and it looks like some drunk puked on you when you took a nap. You go to look for your car but have to take another nap.......

sometimes water isn't so bad. two beers is better though..... :-)

[madialex]

one beer does make you play better, because you loosen up a little and quit reciting the pentatonic-mixolydian-traumatosis-vanhalen scale when trying to solo over two bars at the blues jam.

two beers makes you think your playing maybe doesn't suck after all, so you turn your amp up four notches and order another beer.

three beers makes you think why the fuck did that guy not give me a five minute solo I rightfully deserve because I paid good damn money for this Jeff Beck signature strat made in Ho Chi Min city. I'm gonna have a talk with him after the set.

four beers makes you have that talk with the guy who didn't give you that long solo during the, he apologizes and buys you a beer. you become lifelong friends...

five beers makes that ugly woman you wish would leave the bar look really cute. You go talk to her and really, her breath isn't THAT bad and so what if she's high on meth, no one's perfect. I'm gonna have another beer.....

six beers you go up and grab the mic at the jam and start singing Last Train to Clarkesville in the middle of slow blues in G. The meth girl left with another guy, what a bitch.

seven beers, well you think you might have had seven but you woke up at 4 am on the sidewalk and it looks like some drunk puked on you when you took a nap. You go to look for your car but have to take another nap.......

sometimes water isn't so bad. two beers is better though..... :-)

Leave it to Possum

[madialex]

Whats the old saying.....

Beer, helping ugly people get laid since 1947..

[soundmasterg]

Possum, that Tele pickup I showed you back then was one that Wolfe had done for me, but I broke the lead wire before I showed it to you by dropping the pickup on a hard surface accidentally. I fixed it easily enough though. I only broke one of the Ricky pickups, and I broke it the same way. So I'm a klutz who likes to drink water...so what!

Actually Ruel, I'm hoping to go to the Philippines this summer to meet someone I've been talking to for like 7 years or more. She's in Cavite. Where are you at?

David, I go to the bar to listen to some good blues, and play my poor attempt at it. I also go to hang with friends and have some fun. I don't go to drink, but water is all they have except for carbonated soda, and I don't really like that much, so water it is. Plus, its free, and I'm a cheapskate.....

Greg

[David Schwab]

But we do have women with great legs. You only have to go to some places like Makati City or Ortigas Center in the Philippines to see what I'm talking about. These women though, are not what you may call real natives. Most are with some traces of European or American blood in their genes. And boy!!! Do they smell good!!!

Oh yeah, Filipino women are pretty.

Sorry to say but Japanese and Korean women have the worst cases of bowleggedness I've seen.

That's what I was talking about!

[David Schwab]

sometimes water isn't so bad. two beers is better though..... :-)

I agree!

And I was just teasing you Greg!

[Ruel]

Guys, should any of you get the chance to be in Manila, I will treat you to our San Miguel beer. You've never tasted beer until you've had your fill with SanMig. Ask anybody who was stationed either in Subic or Angeles City!

[Possum]

SM....

Actually you can buy San Miguel beer here, but its probably really old by the time it gets here...

Even though Greg is THE SoundMaster we all enjoy his presence at the jam, and he's the only guy I can talk to about pickups, everyone else avoids me, "uh oh, here comes that magnet and wire guy...."

[Possum]

SM....

Actually you can buy San Miguel beer here, but its probably really old by the time it gets here...

Even though Greg is THE SoundMaster we all enjoy his presence at the jam, and he's the only guy I can talk to about pickups, everyone else avoids me, "uh oh, here comes that magnet and wire guy...."

[Ruel]

I would really like to come face to face with any of you guys to talk about pickups and maybe jam a little. Would really love to pick your brains. Maybe one of these days when I can have the time to visit the US of A. Not in the near future though. Am up to my neck in work here at the office (damn day job).

[Ruel]

Actually you can buy San Miguel beer here, but its probably really old by the time it gets here...

Even though Greg is THE SoundMaster we all enjoy his presence at the jam, and he's the only guy I can talk to about pickups, everyone else avoids me, "uh oh, here comes that magnet and wire guy...."

Yeah I know you have San Miguel beer there, but I'm not the one buying.

[madialex]

Oh yeah, Filipino women are pretty.

+++++11111 on the Filipino women. Cheryl Burke on dancing with the stars is filipino and russian. I'd marry her tomorrow if she would even give me a second look, now shes a hot girl!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did actually get an email back from her responding to mine but sadly not about getting together

[Ruel]

+++++11111 on the Filipino women. Cheryl Burke on dancing with the stars is filipino and russian. I'd marry her tomorrow if she would even give me a second look, now shes a hot girl!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did actually get an email back from her responding to mine but sadly not about getting together

Well you've just got to keep trying, man. Who knows, you might get lucky the next time. Yeah, she sure is one hot looking lady!

[Spence]

gentlemen please!

You're forgetting the one race of Asians who really can float your boat with all your requirements. I know because I've been down that road and spent many months in this land of beauties.

Turkish girls. Wow! dated one for 5 years. All her friends fell in love with my fair skin and blue eyes too. Absolutely spoilt rotten. Here's an example with a good pair of hooters:



Now we're talking.

[mick]

Yeah , but what can she do that a blow up doll can't?? we all know blow up dolls can replace women..( It depends who makes them though of course ) , I really don't think what they say about her in the text is fair though.... frikik vermeye basladi ? Like Bollocks it is...

Mick